Toad Fondling

  February. It’s that time of year where singles (me included) are thrown into a tailspin of depression and weight gain. That one month a year where it is socially acceptable for loved up couples to throw their nauseating happiness and romance in the faces of the sad and alone. But I’m not that bitter; I... Continue Reading →


O.K. Cupid; Step Aside.

The world of dating has changed. It's no longer innocent and cute. It's now a death match for survival. It's The Hunger Games; only one comes out alive. If you're lucky it gets to be you.Looking for 'Love' (and I use air quotes as I am still not 100% convinced that it actually exists) these... Continue Reading →

The Chase

So I'm come to the realisation that dating is too hard. There are too many rules, and too many things that you have to think about, and that's all before you even have the first date! Getting the number has turned out to be the easiest part of dating! Once you get those digits, thats... Continue Reading →

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